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With the Premier League’s transfer deadline day upon us once again and an array of last-minute deals being done every hour, players all over the world are gearing up for a new challenge.
However, before they get started, some will have to experience the joy/despair of undergoing an unnecessarily elaborate unveiling display.
The lucky ones will get away with performing a few keepy-uppies in front of a small gaggle of fans but, as we’ve seen in the past, it could be much more embarrassing.
Club’s new kit features sausages and mashed potatoes
Here we go !! 2019 season KIT NUMBER 3 https://t.co/5YL9jC6mIS
— BEDALE AFC (@AfcBedale) August 8, 2019
You might not be instantly familiar with AFC Bedale but there’s a good chance you’ll be familiar with their kits.
For the past few years, the non-league side have adopted a sausage theme when it comes to their strips as part of their sponsorship deal with Heck Food.
Thankfully, things are set to continue into the 2019-20 season with Bedale confirming that their kits will once again be adorned with meaty morsels.
The home and away goalkeeper’s kits have also been made to look like a full butcher’s apron (including gloves!) and a large plate full of bangers, mash and peas.
What the hell can you can say about this? Genuine shirt shirt to be worn by @AfcBedale.
£5 from every sale goes to @ProstateUK, so there’s that. But bloody hell.
— Kit Crimes ⚽️ (@KitCrimes) August 7, 2019
Added to that, a portion of every shirt sale will be donated to charity, which is just the icing on the cake — or should that be the mustard on the hot dog?