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With the Premier League’s transfer deadline day upon us once again and an array of last-minute deals being done every hour, players all over the world are gearing up for a new challenge.
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Club’s new kit features sausages and mashed potatoes
Here we go !! 2019 season KIT NUMBER 3 https://t.co/5YL9jC6mIS
— BEDALE AFC (@AfcBedale) August 8, 2019
You might not be instantly familiar with AFC Bedale but there’s a good chance you’ll be familiar with their kits.
For the past few years, the non-league side have adopted a sausage theme when it comes to their strips as part of their sponsorship deal with Heck Food.
Thankfully, things are set to continue into the 2019-20 season with Bedale confirming that their kits will once again be adorned with meaty morsels.
The home and away goalkeeper’s kits have also been made to look like a full butcher’s apron (including gloves!) and a large plate full of bangers, mash and peas.
What the hell can you can say about this? Genuine shirt shirt to be worn by @AfcBedale.
£5 from every sale goes to @ProstateUK, so there’s that. But bloody hell.
Available to buy here: https://t.co/5yToEEMfqJ pic.twitter.com/W5uy9FGzdv
— Kit Crimes ⚽️ (@KitCrimes) August 7, 2019
Added to that, a portion of every shirt sale will be donated to charity, which is just the icing on the cake — or should that be the mustard on the hot dog?